Pete the Master
I Am MasterBy Pete, September 6, 2006 4:00 PM PDT
I control you with the power of my kitty brain
Please don't be afraid. I am a benevolent master. Very soon, I shall direct my minion to tell you more about my theories and my plans for all of you.
My favorite foods
If you could pick up a few of these while you're out, well, that would be nifty!
List of items
- Purina dry food for indoor cats
- Soft salmon-flavored treats
- Crunchy crab-flavored treats
- Plain yogurt
- Pizza crust
- Anything YOU are eating
Play with me
Don't do other things. Throw my toys over my head until I want you to stop. Chase me and pretend you can't find me. Look at me through a hole in a bag, or through the space between a door and jamb, and stick your fingers through it and wiggle them at me as if you had no idea that it would really, really hurt if I suddenly jumped against the door and made it close. I changed my mind. I want to look outside now. Let's have you open the door and stand there while I sit on your foot and watch birds. I don't want to do it now. I want to do it before, when you were busy doing things I believe I told you not to do. I'm mad at you. I changed my mind again. Can I have a treat? Actually, what I think would be most interesting for you to do now is watch me eat. Don't start doing other things, because I can see. I'm not blind. You have to watch me.