Pete the Master

I Am Master

By Pete, September 6, 2006 4:00 PM PDT

I control you with the power of my kitty brain

Please don't be afraid.  I am a benevolent master.  Very soon, I shall direct my minion to tell you more about my theories and my plans for all of you.

My favorite foods

If you could pick up a few of these while you're out, well, that would be nifty!

List of items

• Purina dry food for indoor cats
• Soft salmon-flavored treats
• Crunchy crab-flavored treats
• Plain yogurt
• Pizza crust
• Cheese
• Bananas
• Apples
• Anything YOU are eating
  

Play with me

Don't do other things.  Throw my toys over my head until I want you to stop.  Chase me and pretend you can't find me.  Look at me through a hole in a bag, or through the space between a door and jamb, and stick your fingers through it and wiggle them at me as if you had no idea that it would really, really hurt if I suddenly jumped against the door and made it close.  I changed my mind.  I want to look outside now.  Let's have you open the door and stand there while I sit on your foot and watch birds.  I don't want to do it now.  I want to do it before, when you were busy doing things I believe I told you not to do.  I'm mad at you.  I changed my mind again.  Can I have a treat?  Actually, what I think would be most interesting for you to do now is watch me eat.  Don't start doing other things, because I can see.  I'm not blind.  You have to watch me.